Comments on: Pacco’s Rants Make The Dark Horse Want to Live in a Vomitorium

By: hip-hop-anonymous

hip-hop-anonymous — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:54:38 +0000

“A revolutionary is a person who either actively participates in, or advocates revolution. Also, when used as an adjective, the term revolutionary refers to something that has a major, sudden impact on society or on some aspect of human endeavor. The term “revolutionary”—both as a noun and adjective— is usually applied to the field of politics, and is occasionally used in the context of science, invention or art.”

Thanks, Shields, for the scintillating banter.

By: shields

shields — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:39:07 +0000

Revolutionary! I would hate to compare Steve Jobs to someone like…oooohh, hmmm let’s say George Washington, or Napoleon, or the possibly even the guy who sings Chocolate Rain. That’s a Revolution! Other things that have made millions of dollars or have wasted millions of people’s times: American Idol, Microsoft (Windows 7 was MY IDEA), Wal-Mart, the Government, Bernie Madof, etc.) All stuperstars.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:07:26 +0000

I would just like to confirm that DarkHorse does in fact hate fun.

By: DJM

DJM — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:23:53 +0000

Hey darkhorse, let’s be real and admit the only reason you hate Apple so much is because you hate fun. I love Apple and think Pacco should keep on sucking Steve Job’s buttery-flavored (really Pacco???) dick because the guy is a goddamn revolutionary. Who cares if his ideas kind of suck and are a bad variation of an over-hyped mini music player? The guy has taken American consumers for BILLIONS of dollars. If their products sucked so much people would stop buying them, but they don’t. People can’t WAIT to be the first one to have the newest Apple product.

People who haven’t caved and bought some sort of Apple product sit at home on a Saturday night contemplating suicide while they reboot their piece of shit PC twelve times because it doesn’t function properly (P.S. I think I broke your computer last Sunday when I drop-kicked it after the tenth time re-starting it. Sorry I’m not sorry). These poor shmucks can’t even Google a good way to end their miserable existence because their goddamn browser won’t start.

I would do terrible things to come up with some product that every American gets hard for (Viagra beat me to that, I guess). But if Steve Jobs keeps coming up with these products so he can continue to dance around in piles of money all day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRme0C2pmI), more power to him and his turtleneck.

Disclaimer: I don’t really mean offense to any other PC users- just darkhorse.

By: Pacco

Pacco — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 03:43:35 +0000

I’m glad you’re finally getting your thoughts on paper. It only took four years and me just mentioning the word apple. Of ps, if you’re wondering, Steve Jobs’ dick tastes like movie theatre popcorn.