I hate Apple. I always have. I have long argued with many people about why PCs are better and why Macs are for people who don’t know their left from their right. That being said, I own 2 iPods…but I like the idea of them more than I actually like them. I have had no problems with my iPods (a 4th gen black and white click wheel and a 3rd 
gen nano) and I have to say that I am a happy customer. I do believe though that Apple dicks all of their customers by releasing crap products with little to no R&D because they can release a new model every 6 months and people will still buy them. These iPods then break in a year and people are pissed but are forced to buy a new one because no one wants to be that guy with a Zune.
Regardless, or irregardless, reading through about 6 paragraphs of Pacco’s rant made me want to defenestrate myself. After completely sucking Apple’s proverbial dick and loving it, he then went on to say why he cries after giving head. Yes Pacco, we know that you thought Apple and Steve Jobs loved you but ended up using you like the rest of the world. You thought that there was no way it could happen to you, everyone but you, but it did. Now you are stuck like every other Mac shmo trying to decide whether or not to build your own BAPC (that’s a Bad Ass Personal Computer) desktop for about $1000 or plunk down $2500 on a new Apple iBook or iPad or iMac or iFeces.
What this really comes down to is a person’s (Pacco’s) loyalty to one company for no apparent reason. Like blind, deaf, and crippled sheep, people seem to flock towards a company if he or she liked one random product in the past. Remember in middle school when all the computer labs had the huge iMac with the handle on it? Yeah, those things sucked, and now every classroom has a PC because of versatility. And Apple almost died and I was almost rid of that deficient company once and for all. But then, as the iPod became such an awesome product, people decided that they didn’t want a computer with 2 mouse buttons and instead wanted one with Kid Pix. People can argue all they want about how Macs have backlit keys or how iMovie comes stock or how it also functions as a urinal…I am still not going to buy one and Pacco is still going to be disappointed because his computer is bent. Yes, physically bent. We could just say F Apple and be rid of anything with an “i” in front of it and any software that has to do with African wildlife (operating systems Cheetah, Puma, Jaguar, Panther, Leopard, Tiger, the browser Safari, etc.). Someday my dreams will come true and there will be one less thing for me to be miserable about.
I would also like to add that Apple turned into a company for people who want to think that they are better than everyone else. In my mind, Apple bred hipsters, and there is only one thing I despise more in this world than hipsters, and that is hippies, but I will save that for another time.
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