El Guapo tell you what to watch to pick up the cute girl across the hall

Maybe it’s because we have too much free time, or because we are simply mindless drones but we watch a lot of bad television.  Now usually I give a list of what I think are the best shows on television, but instead I am going to help people out by telling them what is the best shows to watch to pick up that cute girl across the hall.

  1. How It’s Made – Let’s face it everybody wants to pick up the cute nerdy girl.  This is the perfect show to do it.
  2. Food Channel – Now this isn’t a show but it still gets the point across.  Especially when they are making something delicious and fattening, every girl will want to eat it up.
  3. House – This plays on the well-known fact that girls always try to change the bad boy.  Mix it in with some drama and SHAZAM a perfect storm.  I also chose this over Grey’s Anatomy because Grey’s Anatomy sucks, a lot.
  4. Life Interrupted – Now this show just began so it is perfect.  You can make a weekly habit of watching this with them and slowly develop your relationship just like the actors on TV.
  5. Gossip Girl – girls love this show, its like crack to them.

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