W2FY Thirsty Thursday Playlist: North Coast Edition

Posted 02 Sep 2010 — by dprep
Category Misc

Congratulations to the readers who won the North Coast Music Festival tickets! I heard some great stories, thanks to everyone who sent them in.  It should be one hell of a weekend, and the festival has some great headliners who I’m sure will rock shit. This Thirsty is a banging playlist of some of the best music that will be heard this weekend. So pumped. Playlist after the jump. Read More

Watch this: Boobs on a roller coaster

Posted 02 Sep 2010 — by Jumbro
Category Watch this

This is, kids, is what we in the business call a perfect combo. Tits and roller coasters… just can’t go wrong.

Watch this: Trick bowling shots

Posted 02 Sep 2010 — by Jumbro
Category Watch this

We missed a Watch this yesterday, so we’ll throw two up today. Love the bowling shoes in this one. Fuck beirut trick shots… I’m all about bowling now. Also, back on campus… who wants to party?

Burger King, ruining your relationship, and power tools.

Posted 02 Sep 2010 — by It's a rump roast!!!!
Category Links

College! The Real Orientation Scavenger Hunt

Posted 02 Sep 2010 — by Jumbro
Category Misc

You’ve probably met your Orientation Group by now, I hope, and are doing all sorts of dumb stuff together. Let me give you a hint: You don’t need to go to most of it. It’s all kind of useless. In the SACK, Many Voices One Community, blah blah blah. Boring!

Instead, here’s a fun game you can play instead, the W2FY Scavenger Hunt! Look for these things over the rest of Orientation, and if you find them all, take picture, and are the first person to send them to us, you’ll win a free shirt. That’s awesome. So, without further ado, here’s the list:

  1. The Orientation Group couple that both come in in relationships, and by the first day are banging.
  2. Kid in tie-dye
  3. Kid who attends EVERY, SINGLE, Orientation lecture
  4. Orientation leader who doesn’t care
  5. Roving pack of freshman looking for parties
  6. Vomit in the bathroom
  7. Vomit outside the bathroom
  8. TUPD laughing
  9. Freshman getting TEMS’d
  10. Party getting broken up
  11. Freshman girl drinking from a “Poland Spring” bottle
  12. Annoying kid across the hall who plays guitar all the fucking time
  13. Late night ‘Za Days call
  14. Confused freshman looking at a campus map
  15. Pack of freshman huddled around one, who probably should be TEMS’d
  16. “Best friend” you meet day one and then never talk to again
  17. Freshman dancing at the Dance
  18. Upperclassman at the Freshman Dance
  19. Someone saying “this is AWESOME!”
  20. Homesick freshman crying

Trevor Hall is “Under the Blanket”

Posted 02 Sep 2010 — by Jumbro
Category Music

There’s a 98% chance that Trevor Hall is actually retarded. Like look at the dude… he’s not 100% there. Listen to him talk, and half the time it’s gibberish. Maybe it’s wayyyyy to much acid, or something. Regardless, this is a good song, and get me drunk enough and I’ll chant the hell out of it.

Got five minutes? GetchaBooks, cheap, and win a $50 Amazon giftcard

Posted 01 Sep 2010 — by Jumbro
Category Contests

If you’ve been wandering around campus today, maybe you’ve seen my buddy Ricky canvassing the quad and campus center with GetchaBooks.com swag. Maybe you talked to him and heard about how GetchaBooks can help you save up to and over 50% on your textbooks this year, without the hassle of the bookstore and with all the convenience. I hope you have, but if not, fear not, because W2FY sat down with the man himself and learned all there is to know about GetchaBooks. And, we’re so excited about it, we’ve gotten together with the GetchaBooks team to help you save even more with a $50 gift card to Amazon.com.

So what is GetchaBooks, exactly? Well during orientation as a freshman, Ricky found that getting books was a pain in the fucking ass (my words, not his). It was expensive, time consuming, and tedious. But being a freshman, he had no idea what to do.

Fastforward a year and half. Ricky is in a computer engineering class and finds himself teamed up with a good group of guys. They finish their project and think “hey, we should do something else together.” One of the kids realizes he can get the TU booklist from the Barnes and Noble website, and an idea is struck: we should figure out a way to cut into those fuckers at the bookstore! They overcharge for books, and shit, we shouldn’t have to pay that much for a shitty used copy of The Golden Ass! (Again, I’m paraphrasing, Ricky’s a much more mellow kid.)

Anyway, the team hacked together a pretty barebones, but very workable, site in the week before spring semester last year, printed some illegal flyers, and hoped for the best. Turns out, they had a pretty fucking fantastic idea! Kids loved the site, and GetchaBooks was solidified.

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Sex drive-in, sex doll, and Matt Leinart.

Posted 01 Sep 2010 — by It's a rump roast!!!!
Category Links

Freshman, Freshman, Freshman!!

Contest! Spread the W2FY word and get a free t-shirt!

Posted 01 Sep 2010 — by W2FY Staff
Category Site Updates

Today’s the first official day of Orientation across most of the Northeast, so we figured we’d celebrate with a little contest. There are two parts, actually, the second we’ll show you tomorrow. But the first one I think you all will appreciate.

We’ve got some new shirts coming in any day now, and we want to give some of a readers a chance to get one before anyone else on campus. We also want some of the class of 2014 to experience the magic that is W2FY. So we sat down and came up with this: over the course of Orientation, we’ll be giving away SIX new t-shirts — three to current students, and three to freshman. How do you get a shirt you may be asking? Click after the jump to find out the official rules!

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Blink-182 has a “Man Overboard

Posted 01 Sep 2010 — by Jumbro
Category Music

This one is in honor of El Guapo. On another note, does anyone want to take over the song of the day next week? Like email me the Youtube link of any song with you wanna hear at jumbro@w2fy.com anytime the day before. First song that gets to me gets the honor. Will credit you or whatever you want. If your song’s good enough, maybe you’ll get a job doing it. I dunno!